Wauzledop of The Gnomeland Security on Doomhammer (US-A) is just seething with jealousy. All the other Alliance folks seem to be flying around on glowing ethereal phoenixes, stone dragons and jeweled panthers. What does he have to ride? A leaky miniature barge. No wonder all the gnomish ladies turn him down for dates. Well, that and the shortness. And the ugliness. It's understandable -- wouldn't you rather be exploring the world with a handsome night elf on the back of a horse made of stars?