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  • Japanese Hardware Sales: 8 Jan - 14 Jan: Turnabout edition [update 2]

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    Jason Wishnov
    Jason Wishnov
    01.19.2007

    [Update 2: Date mix-up!]Judge - Court is now in session. Mr. Edgeworth, your opening statement.Edgeworth - My case is simple. I shall prove that the defendant, the Nintendo Wii, is guilty beyond any reasonable doubt. His abject sabotage and subsequent murder of the DS Lite is immediately evident to those of us not blinded by a foolish, persistent belief in their clients.Judge - And Mr. Wright?Phoenix - He's ... wait, what did he say?Maya - C'mon, Nick! Pay attention!Judge - Mr. Edgeworth, you may call your first witness.Objection!Judge - ...Phoenix - ...Judge - Overruled.Phoenix - Sunnuva ... !

  • Phoenix Wright: still hot, still rare

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    James Ransom-Wiley
    James Ransom-Wiley
    06.21.2006

    Following the announcement that Capcom is developing a new Phoenix Wright DS title for the Japanese market, PunchJump.com reports that the third printing of the US version of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (DS) has sold out in roughly a week's time. According to one online retailer, Capcom's next reprint is scheduled for mid-August. In the meantime, consider importing the UK or Japanese* version.*There's a built-in English language option. On the title screen, tap the red button to toggle the language.

  • Prisoner gets 40 more years for cellphone possession

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    Evan Blass
    Evan Blass
    05.01.2006

    In a decision being touted by prosecutors as a major victory in the war on inmate cellphone usage, jurors slapped Texan Michael Manor with a surprising 40-year sentence for what they considered the very serious crime of possessing a cellphone in prison. Manor, who was already serving 32 years on auto theft charges, was not even charged with using the phone for criminal purposes; rather, the long sentence comes as a result of a new zero-tolerance cellphone policy in the Texas prison system, where the offense was recently given third-degree felony status. Corrections offers are also a target of the crackdown, with prosecutors promising to bring offenders in front of juries instead of offering them probation, although there are concerns that the stricter penalties may actually make smuggling appear more lucrative.[Via textually]