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The Elder Scrolls Online hosts lore limerick contest
There once was a High Elf from Tamriel / whose foppishness the villagers did tell / she had many fears / about bees flying in her ears / and thus plugged them with honey so well. Think you can do better? Bethesda is hoping you can, which is why the studio is hosting a "lore limerick" contest for potential players of The Elder Scrolls Online. Fans can submit a single limerick about Elder Scrolls lore to the team by August 31st. Winning warrior poets will receive several different TESO prizes, including canvased and signed concept art, t-shirts, and a mention on the official TESO Facebook page. The contest is restricted to US and European residents who are 18 or older.
Forum post of the day: Tank Haiku
Kyleface of Garona started a thread in the tank forums on Tank Haiku. It seemed that some of the responders prefered to write Haikus abut how they don't like Haikus:Nancee of Dark Iron submitted a Haiku on Death Knights:Death and Decay time!Missing the cower-in-fear!Hit with the nerf bat... Avanaco of Misha added in a two verse lament on druid tanking:Q Q warriorAt least you have some properItemizationYour items may suckAt least you don't have to wearHunter and rogue gear There are a few other little gems in the thread. Take a moment to take a peek at it.
Jumpgate Evolution Limerick Contest
A limerick is a five-line poem originally popularized by English writer Edward Lear. Limericks are usually witty or funny, and often laced with humorous obscenities.Well, if you can take out the swear words then NetDevil wants to see what you got. Submissions for the Jumpgate Evolution Limerick Contest will be judged based on humor and originality. There is no length requirement, but entries must be PG-rated and based on the Jumpgate Universe. Submissions deemed inappropriate will be instantly obliterated by giant laser beams. But the prize is worth the effort. The top three winners will receive a guaranteed slot in the upcoming closed beta. All submissions must be posted in their forums and must be in by April 22, 2008, 3:00PM MST.
