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Naughty Bear brings Panic to Paradise October 10
Naughty Bear will stalk his soft, huggable victims across XBLA and PSN starting October 10. That's the official global release date for Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise, publisher 505 Games revealed today.The threat of Naughty Bear won't subside after launch, as 505 has already announced plans to support the downloadable game with 12 DLC updates containing new weapons, costumes, and "ultra kills." Imagine explaining to someone who doesn't play video games that our hobby gives you the option of playing as a mass-murdering teddy bear dressed as Batman, but only if you pay extra.
Naughty Bear makes a hit list in Panic in Paradise, checks it twice
We don't know why you'd want to watch a fluffy bear murder other helpless stuffed animals on a tropical island – we're not here to judge – but we've got a handful of new Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise trailers showing just that.
Get hung up on new Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise media
When we woke up this morning, we weren't expecting to round out our day with the visceral image of man-sized teddy bears hanging by nooses from a ceiling. This latest trailer for Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise shows off the eponymous bear's new combo-based combat system, range-based enemy AI, and Naughty's ability to pick up bears and stick their tongues into the spinning blade of a rotary lawnmower.%Gallery-163342%
Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise rips the stuffing out of XBLA, PSN this fall
Apparently Naughty Bear didn't kill all the other stuffed bears his first time around. 505 Games has announced a new Naughty Bear game is in the works for this fall: Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise.Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise is a downloadable title for Xbox Live and PSN, and features "a completely over-hauled combat system, brand new leveling up system, equipment customization with thousands of combinations, and over 30 mission set across 11 distinct areas of Paradise Island." The titular bear is once again angry at his peers – this time for not inviting him on vacation to Paradise Island – so he decides to kill them all again.Look, Bear, we don't want to tell you how to live your life, but maybe if you didn't kill everyone so much, you'd get invited on more vacations? Just a thought!%Gallery-156576%
