Jordan Mallory

Contributing Editor
A Texas native, Jordan spends the majority of his time writing articles and being broiled alive by the hateful sun. Like all other great men, Jordan is extremely humble regarding his abundant excellence and devastating good looks. When able, he enjoys spending time at his local arcade

By night, Jordan takes his reckless disregard for the haters public by spitting sick verses under the Hip-hop pseudonym JPHONIC. He is also the lead singer and songwriter for folktronica duo Maniac Robot, whose debut EP Superior Vena Cava is now available for zero dollars.

Articles by Jordan Mallory

10.25.13
PlayStation 4 day-one features outlined, internet required for first Blu-ray/DVD playback
10.25.13

PlayStation 4 day-one features outlined, internet required for first Blu-ray/DVD playback

When the PlayStation 4 launches in North America on November 15, some (but not all!) of its swanky...

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10.24.13
Ouya retail presence expands to all Target locations
10.24.13

Ouya retail presence expands to all Target locations

The Ouya's brick and mortar retail presence will grow to include 1,800 Target locations, Ouya found...

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10.23.13
The gang's all here in the latest Bayonetta: Bloody Fate trailer
10.23.13

The gang's all here in the latest Bayonetta: Bloody Fate trailer

This latest trailer for the Bayonetta: Bloody Fate anime reassures that the series' cast of lovabl...

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10.22.13
PSN Tuesday: Halloween sale, Rocksmith 2014 and free Hotline Miami for PS Plus
10.22.13

PSN Tuesday: Halloween sale, Rocksmith 2014 and free Hotline Miami for PS Plus

In addition to the new PlayStation 4 titles up for pre-order, this week's injection of PlayStation...

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10.22.13
2DS down to £99 at some UK retailers
10.22.13

2DS down to £99 at some UK retailers

Nintendo's brand-new 2DS handheld, which launched alongside Pokemon X/Y earlier this month, is alre...

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10.21.13
Wii discontinued in Japan
10.21.13

Wii discontinued in Japan

To put this situation into parrot terms, the Japanese SKU of the Wii is pining for the fjords. Nint...

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10.18.13
Report: Gamestop's Black Friday has exclusive bundles, blue PS3
10.18.13

Report: Gamestop's Black Friday has exclusive bundles, blue PS3

Gamestop's Black Friday circular has supposedly leaked its thick, viscous deal-goo all over the int...

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10.18.13
Report: Gamestop circular shows Zelda 3DS coming stateside
10.18.13

Report: Gamestop circular shows Zelda 3DS coming stateside

It's that time of year again, when caveman artifacts paper advertisements are once again relevant t...

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10.18.13
PSA: Tropico 4 'Apocalypse' DLC heats up the Cold War, out now
10.18.13

PSA: Tropico 4 'Apocalypse' DLC heats up the Cold War, out now

A new bundle of mutually-assured destruction Tropico 4 content has landed on Steam and the Xbox Mar...

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