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Get a whiff of these new Pokemon
Two new pocket monsters have been revealed ahead of next week's Pokemon X/Y release, both of which are super pink and super smelly. Slurpuff (left) is a fairy-type "meringue Pokemon" with an olfactory sense one hundred million times more powerful than that of a human being. Slurpuff is the evolved form of Pokemon X-exclusive Swirlix, a fairy-type "cotton candy Pokemon" whose special ability "Sweet Veil" prevents teammates from falling asleep. Aromatisse (right) is a fairy-type "fragrance Pokemon," the evolved form of Pokemon Y-exclusive Spritzee. Aromatisse emits a wide variety of different smells, which range from pleasing scents (we're thinking Calvin Klein) to odors "so repugnant to its opponent that it can turn a battle in its favor," according to its bio on the official website.
We're not going to freak out about a new Pokemon game
Unfortunately, it's become commonplace among my coworkers to mention me in any posts relating to Pokémon. Let me make one thing clear: I don't have an unhealthy obsession with the franchise. I just think it's an incredibly deep and compelling series of turn-based RPGs, and while there may have been a time in my youth when I watched the anime or bought the merchandise, I'd like to think I've grown older and wiser since the late 90s. I only wish my coworkers would treat me as such. Now, let me just check my news feed real quick, and I'll ... I'll ... Holy CRAP! You guys, they announced a new Pokémon DS game -- not like a crappy offshoot like Trozei or Snap, but a totally new generation -- can you BELIEVE IT? Well Snap was okay, but anyways. Nintendo's announcement said there'd be new Pokémon and that "everything is planned to be born anew," and while I don't know what that means, I think my heart stopped a little when I read it! AHH!! It's coming this year. 2010! I knew when this year started that it was going to be the BEST YEAR EVER. [Via IGN]
