The Cell Phone Pocket Flask

It's a little late for today's Thanksgiving festivities, but if you're facing another one of those interminably loooooong holidays with your relatives, and are looking for someway to provide a little discreet relief, there's still enough time to pick up the Cell Phone Pocket Flask in time for Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa. Might be hard to explain if someone sees you taking a swig from your cellphone, but you'll figure it out.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:07AM]

Just say your phone works better when the antenna's moist.

Ha.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:07AM]

HA!
I have one of these. Picked it up a year ago at A quicky mart in cincinnati in the TOY section. my son brought it to me saying "daddy what is this?" I got one :)

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:07AM]

How funny, I was thinking the same thing - ordered it last week... Got a black one, it hides better (and is CHEAP):

http://www.bewild.com/cellphoneflask1.html

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:07AM]

So a real cell phone that used fuel-cell technology could serve double-duty: as a cell phone and as a flask!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:07AM]

Kwanza was created by an insane faux black supremisist who was working for the FBI in order to discredit revolutionary blacks in the 1960s. I know it sounds wacky, but:

http://www.dartreview.com/issues/1.15.01/kwanzaa.html

http://www.tysknews.com/Depts/Our_Culture/kwanzaa_fbi.htm

...thus proving that truth is stranger than fiction.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:07AM]

hey, if they did one which was an Apple Newton or Clie NZ-90, you could almost have a whole pint tucked away in there! lol! ;)

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:07AM]

I need a cellphone/nosehair trimmer.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 12:07AM]

i just want to say mthanks

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