Yo, General, where's my kid? Just in case
answering to Mom and Dad isn't scary enough for a teen with the family car, Retired General Tommy Franks, who helped
direct the invasion of Iraq, has signed on to be the spokesman
for Teens Arrive Alive, an organization that wants teens to carry a
GPS-equipped cell phone while motoring so parents can keep tabs on their location and speed. It's great to know
Franks considers the safety of America's teens so important he's willing to be paid large sums of money to shill
something like this to their folks.