When was the last time we had the chance to give mad props to a 30-something high school dropout who cooked up a 30-game all-in-one Commodore 64 system-in-a-joystick, the CommodoreOne? (It's no Atari Flashback, but hey, what is?) And who's a lady, no less? Well, mad props Jeri Ellsworth, you've earned every QVC-driven penny. For the complete rundown on the chip-designing dynamo, we now refer you to our friends at the Times.