If your mouse is already a multi-buttoned hydra and you just need to add a few more control surfaces, the
Savant Elite USB foot switch could be for you. It ships factory programmed to emulate a typical mouse, but we shudder
to think what sorts of other uses one might cook up for it. Apparently they hired a fleet of swift-footed elves to test
these things, so they know the three pedals are properly spaced and oriented for anyone, anywhere, with any size foot
(must involve the Golden Mean, somehow). We highly recommend this foot switch to piano-playing or drumming computer
geeks, as well as to tap dancing worker drones who seek spiralling heights of office productivity (here ends the Tori
Amos Happy Worker soundtrack for this entry).