The Mind Molester
We are so hiding one of these next time we're over at Ryan's house: Shomer-Tec, a company specializing in "Law Enforcement & Military Equipment", is selling a little something called the Mind Molester which is supposed to be a non-violent way to mess with your enemies. The genius of the Mind Molester is in its simplicity — it's an electronic device which emits a single one-second chirp every four minutes. That'd be annoying enough on its own, but the kicker is that because of the chirp's duration, frequency, and sound characteristics they claim it'll be "very, very difficult, time-consuming, frustrating and maddening task to locate the unit. And even if they find it, they'll have no idea what it is." Which at the moment just happens to be exactly what we're looking for in a prank.
[Via pasta & vinegar]
