Cordoba gets Blobject: hi-tech tourism
If you are like most New Yorkers, being called a "tourist" is the ultimate insult. But if you enjoy the scowls of locals who endure your short trousers and demands to speak English then we've got the tour for you. Just slip into one of these white, green, and blue Linux-enabled talking golf carts in Cordoba Spain — pop your Spanish, French, or English language module into the USB slot — and then plod along at speeds up to 25 miles per hour learning about the sites nearby your GPS enabled vehicle. A two-seater for three hours of neck craning frolic is gonna set you back $50 large, although the risk of a tourist pummeling as you clip the heels of the locals should be of greater concern.
