A one-two knockoff punch, the X-88A Novel player

Trust & Star X-88A Novel player

iPod shuffle + Hello Kitty != Kitty shuffle, Hello iPod, etc. No, it's something much different and perhaps far more sinister: the X-88A Novel player by Trust & Star. Unfortunately you'll still have to get by with no screen, in addition to having to deal with minute capacities between 32MB and 512MB — and that's only assuming these things get past customs in the first place. Hello Kitty has agents everywhere, but if you know of a really good mule, well, sign us up for 10,000.

[Via ChipChick]