iPod shuffle + Hello Kitty != Kitty shuffle, Hello iPod, etc. No, it's something much different and perhaps far more
sinister: the X-88A Novel player by Trust & Star. Unfortunately you'll still have to get by with no screen, in
addition to having to deal with minute capacities between 32MB and 512MB — and that's only assuming these things get
past customs in the first place. Hello Kitty has agents everywhere, but if you know of a really good mule, well, sign
us up for 10,000.