LG FM20 stress-relieving DAP

Here's a sweet little bit of foreign goodness to lust after: the shiny shiny LG FM20 digital-audio-player-cum-stress-reliever, which besides doing the traditional tunes thing can produce "brain shower" sounds which we're sure many reputed researchers have found to lower stress levels in chimpanzees or some such nonsense. In addition to improving your entire life, the FM20 can also auto-adjust the EQ based on info from ID3 tags, which would be a pretty neat trick if digital equalizers, um, worked a little better. Available in a quarter, half, or full gig, this model supports MP3, WMA, and OGG, rocks USB 2.0, and will be avaiable somewhere else at sometime for some amount of currency that isn't dollars.