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Sports Illustrated, of all places? [Update 2]

Jason Wishnov
Updated ·1 min read
Finally.

Finally, an excuse to put a ravishingly beautiful, veritably naked woman on the front page of this blog. According to the newest issue of Sports Illustrated for Kids (we, uh, tried really hard to find an image of that magazine's cover, but alas, we failed), the Wii has a confirmed U.S. release date of November 6th.

All right. We know. It's freaking Sports Illustrated for Kids. However, it's quite possible that they got away with marketing murder due to the absence of the professionally trained verbal ninjas Nintendo likes to throw at the major gaming media outlets. Even if this is mere speculation, I mean, come on. It's gotta come out somewhere around then, right?

(Can't ... stop staring ...)

[Update 1: Silly us, we meant the sixth of November, not the seventh. Thanks, trusty commenters.]

[Update 2: This article has been debunked by Nintendo. Alas!]