If there is one things gamers have come to know, it's that video game dialog and screenplays aren't the best around. Regardless, many spoken and written game dialogs have their moments. The new issue of PSM has compiled the best. Here's a quick sampling:
  • RESIDENT EVIL 4
    Ramon: "I've sent my right hand to destroy you."
    Leon: "Your right hand comes off?"
  • DEVIL MAY CRY 3
    Dante: "You want a date? Well. Forget it, because I make a note not to go out with women who shoot me in the head."
  • GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS
    (Carl is about to sneak on an airplane)
    Mike Toreno: "Okay Carl. Once you get in, I can't help you."
    Carl Johnson: "Can you help me now?"
    Mike Toreno: "Um...no...actually...no."
What are some of your favorite video game one-liners?

This article was originally published on Joystiq.