A taste of future Wii accessories?

Taking inspiration from that steeringwheel attachment of Ubisoft's, the people over at GWN have come up with a list of their own mock attachments, or horrible prediction of a future too dark and bleak for one blogger to withstand. For the most part, all of the Wiimote attachments proposed by GWN are the stuff of ridiculous fantasies that many a kind observer would call sick and disgusting, or horrible impractical however inspired they may be. We aren't feeling very decisive, so instead will let you form your own conclusions in the way of civility through our comments section, or flame us through email. We just can't decide ...