This man should have received a deafening applause. Eardrum-destroying. And truth be told, it wasn't bad. But Nintendo made the mistake of setting up the stage on a side-street, in which there was no way anyone standing in line could watch. As such, the viewers of the event were curious bystanders and members of the media, such as myself. Can you imagine this sad scene?
"Hey, guys, it's great to be here. You can fill in the blanks, right? My name is Reggie, and I'm about ...!"
Only around nine or so people shouted the obvious answer, including myself. How horrible.
Still, the speech he gave was decent, and the rest of the stage performance consisted of some TRL/Miss USA woman and more of that weird drumming guy. Exit, stage left.
Where to now, we asked ourselves? Well, let's check out the Wii display upstairs and then HOLY CRAP it's Reggie again! Yes, the Regginator was giving yet another interview for a major station (don't ask, we don't know), and right afterward, a few well-informed fans ran up to him to get their DS Lites signed. He was busy, he was in a rush, but Nintendo Wii Fanboy was able to edge in one question! And here it is.
"Reggie. Honestly, and PR spin aside, do you truly believe that the Wii is going to take first place in sales in the next generation against the Playstation 3 and Xbox 360?"
A slight pause. He turns to stare me down.
"Absolutely. There's no doubt in my mind. We're offering what gamers want, and they're going to love it."
Hear that? It's the sound of oh snap.
And by the way, that man's handshake is a vice of absolute death.