Japanese hardware sales, May 28 - Jun. 3: Explanatory Aqua Teen edition
We know, you were disappointed. Last night, as you happily refreshed Wii Fanboy every nine seconds or so looking for this week's Japanese hardware sales, the vim slowly faded from your eyes as the hours ticked into oblivion. We would never willingly deprive our readers so; we were unavoidably delayed! You see ....
Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him ... there were the moon men, reigning over the Earth. But this was not the Earth you knew! It was covered in jelly and high-density motor oil, making the planet very slippery. The moon men blamed the corporations, and there was a war and many were killed. The battle raged for millennia until 8000 A.D., when the moon men realized they were not actually from the moon, but from rural Pennsylvania. They then built a monument to the moon but then the Quakers stole it and filled it with oatmeal, and no one knew what flavor. Californians were highly displeased and turned all the Quakers invisible, which is why you never see them anymore. And that ... is where babies come from.
- DS Lite: 123,140
4,321 (3.39%)
- Wii: 69,748
11,104 (18.93%)
- PSP: 26,358
261 (1.00%)
- PS2: 11,814
503 (4.45%)
- PS3: 8,998
629 (6.53%)
- Xbox 360: 2,219
175 (8.56%)
- Game Boy Micro: 310
97 (23.83%)
- GBA SP: 247
41 (14.24%)
- Gamecube: 226
30 (11.72%)
- DS Phat: 71
10 (12.35%)
- GBA: 16
1 (5.88%)
[Source: Media Create]
