Nexcon's VOISTA voice amplifier for sissies

While bullhorns might be appropriate at a revolting cockfight or even to describe how Jesus built your hotrod, they're never well received by the suits. Still, there's always that certain timid forest creature whose corporate duties are mumbled at a volume barely audible over the projector's fan. The VOISTA hands-free voice amp from NEXON Tech is for you, dear. It features a 7W digital amplifier and a rechargeable 2200MAh Li-ion battery for blasting up to 30-hours of your nonsensical mutterings. That is, if you're capable of hoisting the 0.6-pound device on your belt for that long, eh mister milquetoast? Ok, it's priced at a steep 165,000KRW (about $175) but at least one of those three colors should match your handbag. A few more pics after the break.

[Via AVING]

[Assbestos @ Jan 24th 2007 8:57AM]

Convoy!

[Thomas Ricker @ Jan 24th 2007 9:35AM]

Saffy ;-)

Thomas

[Saffy @ Jan 24th 2007 9:36AM]

It is without a doubt way too early in the morning for an Al Jourgensen reference.

[Reuben @ Jan 24th 2007 12:20PM]

Its NEVER too early for an Al reference! Go RevCo!!!!

[Dan @ Jan 24th 2007 10:23AM]

Another sad example of lack of imagination. This little box could have had the options of reverb, echo, voice change, even walkie talkie, but no...it's gotta be plain as can be. Phooey. Wake up, manufacturers! It's 2007, not 1957.

[geobeck @ Jan 24th 2007 12:01PM]

Won't work.

Most people who speak very quietly do so because they are extremely self-conscious, not because they are incapable of speaking loudly. I remember teaching a junior high school drama class, and getting students to speak much more loudly than they were used to. Unfortunately, most of them, when faced with a real audience, went right back to mumbling.

You give this gadget to really self-conscious people, they'll find new depths of inaudibility--they will mumble even quieter through the device than they would without it.

[a @ Jan 24th 2007 12:35PM]

Actually, it looks this device could be a boon to folks with Parkinson's Disease. As Parkinson's attacks the body, apparently one of the things it becomes difficult to do is speak as loudly as you would like. If one has Parkinson's but still wants to be able to speak in a group setting without carrying around a big amplifier, this might be nice.

[bork @ Jan 24th 2007 3:53PM]

who's your favorite cock?
al - hypo luxa!

[ert @ Jan 24th 2007 4:19PM]

People who speak loudly are just begging to be punched!
Mumbling is the way forward.

[kombizz @ Jan 29th 2007 11:33AM]

Where could I buy that beautiful gadget?
Would you please send me the address of shop ?

[David @ Feb 4th 2008 3:52PM]

Hola! estoy interesado en comercializar este producto en Mexico, les agradeceria me informaran donde adquirirlos.

[Montse @ May 26th 2008 6:37AM]

Hola Carles
He trobat la distribuidora a Madrid. És avanteam.com. Ara els vaig a escriure.. Té bona pinta, eh?
Montse

[Julian Si @ Nov 22nd 2008 1:19AM]

Dear Sirs,

How are you?

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