If sterling silver and fabric got into a fight, who would win? On one hand, metal is strong and wimpy cloth could do little more than polish its surface with impotent attacks. On the other, fabric is bendy and nigh impervious to the heavy slammings of metal. Drop either of them in the microwave, however, and the playing field is suddenly level.
Combat possibilities aside, these two Game Boy likenesses are a little bit of geekery made real. The fabric Game Boy coin purse is available from Etsy for $30, perfect if you're one of the few people that carries physical currency in your pocket. The sterling silver Game Boy, while not functional, is the only Game Boy system that might protect you from the Blades of Chaos.