Caption contest: J Allard / N'Gai Croal mashup
posted May 11th 2007 10:41AM
So the story goes that Microsoft's bald J Allard and Newsweek's bedredlocked N'Gai Croal are at dinner together, and they make a bet: if the PSP sold 10m units faster than did the PS2, Allard has to dress up like N'Gai (during his next E3 keynote, which never came); if not, J gets to shave N'Gai's head. Guess who won. Not that we think of ourselves as particularly cruel, but surely we can't be expected to let this one go without a caption contest, can we?
Evan: "After that unfortunate night with the Rastafarian gamers, Allard swore off marijuana forever."
Ryan: "Headline: J Allard hired to manage Weird Al's White & Nerdy tour."
Don: "You mean it doesn't cost an extra $100 to add WiFi to this thing?" [Snap! -Ed.]
Paul: "Yeah, but does this come in Simpsons yellow?"
Ross: "Behold the Zune Elite. Now with HD-UMD and minoxidil."
You too can be lame with Sony's black brick of shame.
"Balls on ya!?! - I thought you said 'Balls in ya'!"
We're Jamin....Hope you like jammin' too
"And with this picture, we honor Whoopi Goldberg's purchase of a PSP"
In a thought bubble: "I wonder where they got this wig? Oh god... what was that? Is this thing moving? Oh holy crap, I hope they move this photo-shoot along I feel something crawling on my scalp! Aaaaiiiieeee!!"
Fire up Michael Jackson's / Black or White and follow along...
Now I Believe In Miracles
And A Miracle
Has Happened Tonight
I Swore PSPs
Would Not Sell But
N'Gai has it right.
Now I'm dressing
Like A Brother
Don't know if I AM
Black or White.
If You're Thinkin' Of
Being My Brother
You're PSP can be
Black Or White.
Shamon,Ha,Ha,Shamon
Whoo Hoo!
The bleeding edge of "cool", "in", and "hip". Really! It says so on my blog!!
In an effort to justify some of the names on the No Fly list, Homeland Security photoshops some mugshots to portray a more sinister image.
This doesn't need a caption. Really, it speaks for itself.
ryan - I KNEW i wasn't the only one thinking of weird al. LMAO
PSP - For all you Nappy-Headed Ho's n Bro's
What happens to J. Allard after a night of trying to be social. He loses the Zune and ends up with another brick... although a slightly more versatile one (hackable).
BTW I actually like the Zune... and I have to give credit to anyone honorable enough to completely embarrass themselves in superpublic because they lost a wager... plus it's nice not to see corporate types to be silly once in awhile (as opposed to evil and avaricious).
*adopt your best Jamaican accent*
I 'n' I's got a new baccy tin man, it looks jus like me psp ting an' ting
In an effort to market to the white suburban youth, Microsoft has released their new wigger line of PSPs, sporting the new campaign slogan, "Be as black as you think you are."
PSP: Bling for white people.
Police Officer: We ran out of serial number placards, but we've confiscated hundreds of these PSP's. Here, turn to the left please.
J Allard: But I'm not N'Gai Croal! These are his clothes, his dreads...
Police Officer: And his weed too? Face front and push start, please.
~JYH
what a dope
Despite its somewhat....different appearance, Sony has high hopes for their new advertising scheme.
Caption:
"Be very, Very, VERY Careful, trick or treating at M'soft's corp offices. They have ways of scaring the (deleted) out of you! They made me beta test Vista 3.1.. oh no!!!!!!!!!"
"Jon Davis shows how to download his latest song on this Special Edition Korn PSP!"
"I'm bringing sexy back"
"God, that was a wild night. Look what I found in my bed this morning!"
Ballmer after seeing this picture:
Yes! Yes! YES! I was getting tired of the Monkey dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc
Kill Whitey
I shot the sherrif...but I did not shoot no deputy.
AKBlade13
"Look at me I'm white and nerdy!"
Caption: Dreadfully Geeky
Given that a stint in the "Morphine Genereation" made him bald, and apparently ganja did...THAT to him I would have to say this picture fairly screams...
"For god sakes...GET THIS MAN A CRACK PIPE!"
Yer reefer aint gutt nu-ting on this bumba klate 'ere
In yet another cost cutting measure, the LAPD has laid off all officers in charge of inserting white letters into black placards for mug shots. Each station now has a single PSP and in the ultimate form of humiliation, makes the suspect fill out their own info (we all know how hard that is with the PSPs stupid cell phone like keyboard).
Engadget has broken the story and has the first leaked photos...
Mel Gibson looks quite scary after a 3 day bender no?
All I want for christmas - is a haircut...
"BOO! Unexpected growth and entanglement of keratinous filaments growing from the skin!! Hooray PSP!!!"
sony's opening day bash at new, smaller E3 to kickoff with performance by Milli-Vanilli cover band.
Unbeknownst to Microsoft and Sony, Allard had been secretly scheming with recruiters about ways to make both companies look stupid until he was hired at Nintendo.
Racist PSP Advertising proves to be only half as offensive as the alternative campaign...
"Still less humiliating than sporting a Brown Zune"