The Shining cuckoo clock terrifies on the hour, every hour

We've seen some pretty frightening things come over to the consumer electronics realm in the past, but Chris Dimino's The Shining cuckoo clock is probably the most apt to leave a very unfriendly image burned in your mind. Designed by the same guru who brought us the keyboard waffle iron, this cult classic tells time like your average clock, but as each hour strikes, a demented Jack bursts through the door, proclaims "Here's Johnny!," and grins while Shelly Duvall lets out a piercing scream. Of course, Mr. Dimino would have quite a bit of paperwork to sign with the movie studio if this thing were to ever go on sale, but we're sure there would be quite a line ready to drop unfathomable amounts to put this shocking souvenir in their own Room 237.

[Roel Vossen @ May 17th 2007 9:45AM]

The gas mask shower head, now that's distrubing.

[Justin @ May 17th 2007 10:02AM]

This is possibly the coolest thing ever made.

[aeo @ May 17th 2007 10:56AM]

That's awesome. Perfect xmas gift for young children.

[John @ May 17th 2007 11:09AM]

Yeah, I can see it. Install the Gas Mask shower head and put the Shining cuckoo clock on your wall. How about William Blake's Red Dragon as a wall print as well? If you then manage to get a girl to come over, don't be surprised if she pulls out the pepper spray and backs out without taking her eyes off of you.

[CharlieX @ May 17th 2007 1:36PM]

Awesome. Beyond awesome! Reminds me of this girl who had Jack's face tattooed on her arm in this signature movie moment. it was rock and roll.