Solid Alliance cranks out talking heart mouse

If the talking heart mouse was the brain child of anyone other than Solid Alliance, we'd probably question its legitimacy, but considering that zany is this company's mantra, we're not surprised in the least. On the surface, this shiny red USB mouse boasts a left and right click, a scroll-wheel, and a heartfelt (ahem) design, but apparently, this thing also emits optimistic phrases (read: I love you) to keep you mousing even when fighting through carpal tunnel syndrome. It's a little late (or way early, depending on perspective) for Valentine's Day, but for ¥1,980 ($17), why not treat someone special anyway?

[Via FarEastGizmos]

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 17th 2007 3:14AM]

It's no surprise that Kylie Minogue was on the pre-order list.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 17th 2007 3:38AM]

Funny, I feel a sudden urge to beat this mouse to death with my CRT monitor.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 17th 2007 3:51AM]

スクロールボタンをクリックすると…
click the scroll button...

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 17th 2007 3:59AM]

Actually ...

>>IF

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 17th 2007 4:32AM]

Shouldn't the result be
"私は愛する" ?

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 17th 2007 9:02AM]

It looks like a butt. And clicking the scroll button seems like fingering...

Tap that ass!!

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 26th 2007 3:28AM]

Looks pornographic.