We're told this type of battle is indeed legal in certain corners of the universe, but we honestly never thought we'd see the day when a gallinaceous bird came to the human's side to fend off the impending robotic takeover. Ryan
: "That sound? Seth Green and Adult Swim filing suit over the Robot Chicken trademark."Thomas
: "Quit your cock blocking and fight!"Darren
: "These wooden posts are such lame excuses for adequate prostheses."Paul
: "Look, I know you're scared. We're all scared. But if robots and robo-chickens can't learn to live in harmony, we might as well just let the humans have the earth all to themselves."Evan
: "Not surprisingly, the martial arts sequel to Howard the Duck tanked at the box office."Don
: "2019: Despite repeated protests from People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots, the title bout between Robo Chicken and BD "Boxy Hands" 209 went on as planned."Josh
: "I love you!" -- "It'll never work!"