Please do not milk the Robot Goat
Gamblers at the Edogawa Kyotei boat races in Tokyo must now face the threat of robots in addition to their fateful vice. No, it's not meant as a deterrent, this Rocky Mountain robo-goat was installed as a way to help control litter. A ticket held to the beast's sensor-laden mouth initiates robotic mastication at a rate of about 500 losing tickets per day. You know, when not feeding on the sweet succulent bits of unattended children.

















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
mushrooshi @ Nov 2nd 2007 8:40AM
wow, thats realistic.
Oh, and anyways, just to get the retrds out:
blah welcome overlords blah
it doesnt run or play doom
it will prolly blend.
imacmatt09 @ Nov 2nd 2007 8:40AM
Someone needs a haircut.
strider_mt2k @ Nov 2nd 2007 8:51AM
EEEWWW
Goat-see!
Sore Goat @ Jan 26th 2008 11:02PM
These types of robots are better known as Iraqi sex toys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO5FURgj9zM
http://digg.com/videos/comedy/YouTube_Sex_With_Goat_In_Iraq
There was a second video on youtube of an Iraqi and his goat, but it's been removed.
Will @ Nov 2nd 2007 8:51AM
I like this idea. It' kinda sad though that people will just through stuff on the ground unless they are entertained by that act of disposing it. Maybe I'll write to my city council and ask for a big robotic whore so people can put all their needles and condoms into it so my dog doesn't keep stepping on them at the beach. A**holes.
Andir3.0 @ Nov 2nd 2007 9:29AM
"throw"
And yes, littering is the ultimate in lazy ass. I can't believe the amount of stupid it takes to throw something out the window or on the ground.
Araxen @ Nov 2nd 2007 9:13AM
I for one, welcome our Robotic Goat Overlords.
bombastinator @ Nov 2nd 2007 12:43PM
- *wishes mushrooshi mentioned that one too* -
PDubNYC @ Nov 2nd 2007 10:12AM
die already
dataminer49er @ Nov 2nd 2007 9:22AM
Ugh... What do you have to pull to get a ticket out of the goat?
Chris @ Nov 2nd 2007 9:48AM
If the tickets come OUT of its mouth... where do they go IN?
bombastinator @ Nov 2nd 2007 10:04AM
You're just begging for a goatse link aren't you.
nmason @ Nov 2nd 2007 9:51AM
I have it on good authority that this robotic goat is INDEED backwards compatible with Atari 2600.
Concura @ Nov 2nd 2007 10:37AM
when does the US get one of these?
bombastinator @ Nov 2nd 2007 12:51PM
As soon as we can trust people not to try to vote with them.
LordSludge @ Nov 2nd 2007 10:45AM
You know, I was just about to order myself a Real Doll -- and then I found this...
yishai @ Nov 2nd 2007 10:46AM
Philip K. Dick would be proud.
Steve Cook @ Nov 2nd 2007 11:28AM
So that would make it a groatbot?
Avinash @ Nov 2nd 2007 12:14PM
A flesh-eating robotic goat? Not something I'd want to read more about.
gillsans @ Nov 2nd 2007 12:35PM
Spokane's had a garbage eating goat for 30 years.
http://flickr.com/photos/netwoman/1735281124/
Lemmiwinks @ Nov 2nd 2007 1:31PM
He should have a sign next to him that says: "Did ewe lose?"
alex @ Nov 2nd 2007 10:13PM
Even if it wasn't a robot goat, you would not want to milk it anyways.
That's a man goat!