Precautionary measures for your new Wii

We know there must be a few new Wii owners out there taking a break from their video game playing to research their Christmas console. While there are a number of routines you can practice to ensure your system's longevity, please remember to keep these three things in mind:

1. If you expose it to the light, you may hurt it

2. If you get it wet, it will multiply

3. Most important, no matter how much it begs, never, never let it eat after midnight

If none of this makes any sense to you, or if you just want to relive your 80s youth, peek past the break for a video explanation.

See also: Because you can never be too safe