We don't know what's wrong with the Japanese kids these days. They're into this thing called ... PSP? What is that? We hear that if ingested improperly, "PSP" can cause all sorts of brain damage. Don't do it because all your cool friends are doing it!
Combined with the #1 selling game in Japan this week, PSP really is a new phenomenon across the Pacific. Who knows? Maybe one day, this "Wii" thing will be able to catch up.