OK, so this isn't necessarily a sneak preview, as the game's already out on the iPhone App Store for free. Hell, it's not even necessarily worthy of a post. But it is a really great example of the spiritual and mental toll that E3 takes on the people covering it. As lame as this video is, we swear we laughed about it for 20 minutes.

Plus, we figured out a way to make it look like Justin's beer can pour into Kevin's beer, and that's a little something we like to call emergent gameplay. Consider yourself buzzworded.

(Bonus entertainment: Check out how horrified PS3 Fanboy's Jem Alexander is about the entirety of the proceedings.)

This article was originally published on Joystiq.

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