Eww. Clearly, the jaded, nicotine-stained Engadget
editor in his big-boy trousers is not the target for the latest incarnation of the iriver Mplayer
. While the 1GB innards remain unchanged, iriver has slathered the ¥14,800 (about $137) MP3 player in a healthy crust of Swarovski and silk to invoke the little girl trapped inside us all. Clap clap, bounce bounce, curtsy... a few more samples after the break.