iriver's Mplayer ties one on

Eww. Clearly, the jaded, nicotine-stained Engadget editor in his big-boy trousers is not the target for the latest incarnation of the iriver Mplayer. While the 1GB innards remain unchanged, iriver has slathered the ¥14,800 (about $137) MP3 player in a healthy crust of Swarovski and silk to invoke the little girl trapped inside us all. Clap clap, bounce bounce, curtsy... a few more samples after the break.

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[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 5:40AM]

Uhm.. I think I clicked the wrong link. Bye.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 5:47AM]

Same here, im looking for the Tickle me Barbie...

[Tim Brown Posted Aug 6th 2008 5:57AM]

Please no more, we surrender! You can bring back the 50 daily iPhone posts. We wont complain any more. Just make these devil gadgets go away!

[OneLove Posted Aug 6th 2008 10:44AM]

what the hell are big-boy trousers?

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 6:13AM]

Aaaargh

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 8:30AM]

Ruddy ell

[jgpuff Posted Aug 6th 2008 6:22AM]

Imagine, if you can, that one day cheap, garish flecks of glass and the colour orange were no longer fashionable. What would you do then? How would one get one's daily fill of Gorgoroth, Mayhem and Impaled Nazarene?

[chaos06 Posted Aug 6th 2008 6:38AM]

Oh Jesus... I can't believe they still bother to make those players.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 7:43AM]

WTF IS THAT!
The only positive thing I can think of is.. that at least it's more real than the meizu m8 but that in itself is also a shame.. double fail.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 8:13AM]

...mplayer? Wait, Disney's lawyers actually approved "mplayer"???!!! Oh, boy, this is going to be good.

[luckylucy Posted Aug 6th 2008 8:29AM]

I saw these iMickey players. they actuall look better without the fake bling: http://www.mp3nmp4.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1546 and are quite a bit less...

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 8:52AM]

dsdfsfsf

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 8:53AM]

hai how r u

[HumongousBlunt Posted Aug 6th 2008 9:57AM]

@sdh
Judging from the looks of your avatar characters, I believe you actually have an affinity for articles like this. LOLZ

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 11:21AM]

Oh.. You mean because of the papa-bunny intruding in the little ones bum
bum space? Well no, that makes me a zunelover, see?

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 10:40AM]

test

[conscious Posted Aug 6th 2008 11:00AM]

fail

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 11:58AM]

This whole thing looks like it can be made with a few items from a Michael's craft store for like 12 bucks tops haha

[FelixDraconis Posted Aug 6th 2008 3:12PM]

True. I hope this isn't indicative of the 'quality' of the item as it looks like those 'gemstones' will just start flaking off the moment you toss it in your man-purse (or purse). Cheap.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 1:35PM]

talk about covering your balls in glitter

[Loonie Posted Aug 6th 2008 2:31PM]

I now have the eternal hatred of my retinas for projecting that monstrosity onto them. I'm sorry, retinas.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 6th 2008 5:25PM]

That is quite possibly the ugliest electronics item I've ever seen. When will Disney learn that middle-aged gay men should be designing this stuff and not the intern's step-kid?

Also, Mplayer? It's like Disney's going for the one-two knockout of alienating anyone with a fashion sense or knowledge of open source media players. Granted, the latter is a small market, and the former doesn't tend to include Disney fans, but hey, I can still be flustered, right?