One man's trash is another's treasure: 75 pounds of Verizon crap for sale on eBay

And yes, it includes a Verizon-branded cowbell.

[Thanks, Tim]

*Verizon is currently in the process of acquiring AOL, Engadget's parent company. However, Engadget maintains full editorial control, and Verizon will have to pry it from our cold, dead hands.