Here in the US of A, we dedicate today to shoving copious quantities of food down our throats, meeting / greeting long lost family members and -- most importantly -- counting our blessings. Here around the Engadget table, we've found five "gadgets" (we're being gracious here) that we're absolutely grateful to not own. In fact, we're thankful that we don't even have to look at these if we don't want to. 'Course, we're betting that you're curious enough to give up that right to ignore in order to see just how pathetic these crapgadgets really are, but we'd recommend waiting at least an hour after your last gluttonous indulgence before clicking the links below. Obviously, we cannot be held responsible for any upchucking.

Read - Scale mouse
Read - Dual holster windshield mouse
Read - Disney's Pixie Hollow Clickables
Read - Monkey USB hand warmer
Read - Red Piggy mouse

Which gadget are you most thankful to not own?
Scale mouse896 (16.1%)
Dual car windshield mount402 (7.2%)
Disney's Pixie Hollow Clickables1291 (23.2%)
Monkey USB hand warmer872 (15.7%)
Red Piggy mouse2104 (37.8%)

Apparent Xbox 360 "Jasper" spotted in the wild