Are you there, God? It's me, the Japanese Hardware Sales post.

A lot of the guys around the office have been talking about a bunch of scary-sounding changes coming to the site, and I'm beginning to worry about my place in the Ultrastiq. Will there still be room for me when the Fanboy sites interlock with the main site, Voltron-style? Will the features making their way over from the Fanboy sites be mean to me? Will they be ... further developed than I am? I hear Philosony has been wearing a bra for over two months now. I'm not sure I can stand up to that kind of pressure.

I'm also pretty bummed that all the consoles' sales are falling even further. I thought it couldn't get any worse after last week! If people in Japan stop buying consoles altogether, am I going to cease to be? I guess it doesn't matter. I think I'm going to run away, tonight. Nobody would notice. The Joystiq Podcast gets all the attention, anyways. I've never forgiven him for swallowing my turtle.

Well, God, I think I'm going to go. I've been mixing my Judy Blume allusions for about a paragraph now, and I want to make a clean break before I do any more damage.

- DSi: 62,525 15,676 (20.05%)
- PSP: 42,559 17,936 (29.65%)
- Wii: 32,333 8,910 (21.60%)
- PS3: 20,690 7,454 (26.49%)
- DS Lite: 18,809 4,620 (19.72%)
- Xbox 360: 9,576 978 (9.27%)
- PS2: 5,760 868 (13.10%)

[Source: Media Create]

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This article was originally published on Joystiq.

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