CASTING START: 4/2/2009 12:00:00 AM
CASTING END: 4/7/2009 11:59:59 PM
CASTING LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA
GENDER REQUIREMENTS: Female Only
AGE REQUIREMENTS: 18 and up
ONLY OPEN TO MEMBERS IN: California
No, perv. How could you even think that? It's actually G4's cattle call for a new "G4 TV Female Correspondent." Although this post could go down a really dark path, let's desperately attempt to take the high road. Here's an idea, G4: Why not get a female game journo that gamers and the game press actually respect -- call us, we know a few. Heck, we respect commenters like Saria the Cat more than some of the double-x chromosomes we've seen on G4's airwaves.
Oh, wait ... G4 wants someone "self-deprecating ... attractive and relatable to G4's audience." We already feel bad for the girl that gets this job.