What do you get if you stick a
Nokia N97 in the dryer on high heat for an hour, rip the keyboard off with your bare hands, and replace S60 with a seemingly random stream of digital puke? Probably something akin to this little bugger, we'd reckon. Nothing worked, the display was wigging out, and we'd gotten it to the point where all we could do was draw red lines and watch random blocks of noise appear on screen -- awesome by Keepin' It Real Fake standards, yes, but not awesome if you're actually trying to make a call. Our recommendation: don't get any closer to this thing than the video you're about to watch after the break.
I'd rather have that than an iPhone
AMEN, can I get another amen?
Yeah, and 59 million people voted for John McCain. Moral: there are stupid people out there, and you're one of them. Nothing to see here, move along.
Why on earth would anyone want a real N97, let a lone a fake one? They're both un-innovative and mediocre pieces of donkey jizz.
@AlekZander
Come on, don't be so serious, just having a laugh.
@alek
And I bet you think obama is doing a good job, don't you?
It's called politics, not a popularity contest.
If Pro is the opposite of Con, Then Congress is the opposite of Progress.
@Soopergooman:
You moron, if you knew anything about english roots you would know that the root con in congress means together, not against.
...........*Sigh
@ iofthestorm
GO AWAY NERD!!
@ iofthestorm
You fail at interpreting jokes
Now if only Nokia would announce the release of the real one I could queue up like a happy camper and replace my dying E65...
I gotta say, that is just sad! Hilarious, but sad.
Man! What the hell was that? Some expo? Or mobile presentation? WTF?! If I was that presenter, I'd have grabbed the piece of shit and ran away not to be seen! o_O
If I was the presenter I'd throw it into a brick wall.
You can tell in the video after getting nowhere with the phone the person filming decided to make pretty lines with his fingertip and gave up on trying to do anything useful with it. And they brought this to a trade show.. silly mfg's
kul it has paint!...... wait maybe not:P
Yeah I don't think this phone is worthy of an engadget post.
I don't get why they bothered to point out all its flaws.
Am I the only one who thinks it obvious that there will be a quality difference between a KIRF phone made in a Chinese teenager's basement and one made by a team of engineers in Scandinavia with hundreds of thousands of dollars for development?
I actually quite like KIRFs. It's interesting to see how close they can get to the real thing. Not evidenced in this case, but some of them are actually quite good considering the limited time and money spent on making them.
usually not even KIRFs are so spectacularly buggy and useless. so this one is kind of special :P
I'll take one, but it'll cost 'em.
Eww.
Yet, the Zune was listed as worst gadget of the year! What a world we live in.
I tried do be different 2 years ago n bought zune . Was worst mistake ever, this comingvfron someone that's owned 9 different brand of mp3's. iPhone and iPod touch have given kiss of death to zune. Rumor target walmart will discontinue zune. When I own a $3500 car stereo system guess what iPhone /iPod blow anything outta the water when it comes to steering wheel integration not to mention voice command for iPod control . The way of the future.
Future is here,
All these flaws , sounds like they describing real nokias. I have nothing against nokia, was my first phone in 1996. There is no denying nokia phones are stuck in the 90's, zero innovation. I have zero loyalty to carrier or cell manufacturer , I do though have loyalty to innovation. Now more than ever nokia geared for third world countries, only countries they have success in . Americans will never buy low qual phones, at least not in high numbers. I mean even welfare recipients carry iphone her in USA, nokia has died here in America.!
Shank !!!! my favorite guy ... you have no loyalty to any mfg yet all your posts would point otherwise you little fruitephone lover.
"Americans will never buy low qual phones, at least not in high numbers. I mean even welfare recipients carry iphone her in USA"
do you see what you did there ... you proved yourself wrong, they all bought iphones.
oh and another thing .... you saying that your first phone in 95 was a nokia seems to me like your experience with them is stuck in 90's cuz let me tell you
those 5mpx cameras are great for taking pix of your hot wife but you probably don't need that, oh and the sports tracker is awesome but you probably don't run or bike, oh and did you see the handwriting calculator that's really cool for somebody like me who needs to do complicated math for work but than again you probably don't need that. buy hey have fun farting and playing that stupid flute cuz i guess that's innovation at its best ... right.
In the US EVEN welfare recipients carry iPhones, In Europe ONLY welfare recipients carry iPhones
Well, it looks a little like an N97, but I don't get that they are really trying to pass it off as genuine.
Wonder how it performs.
Chinese manufacturing at it's best. Try to do a cheap rip off of a product they already make for someone else, and they manage the "cheap" part and the "ripoff" part but not the "product" (as in useful) part.
Actually, no, that's not Chinese manufacturing at its best. Perhaps if you've bothered to look at what they're doing in mechanical watches (go check out the forums at Watchuseek), making many of the only non-Swiss tourbillon & repeater movements. On a more gadgety note, perhaps Lenovo, or even the SmartQ 5 has shown how much they've improved. Problem is they lack the marketing savvy to demonstrate to others what they CAN do as the rest of the world only likes to show what they can't do.
But... I like phones that draw red lines!
Why is this a featured story?
engadget loves to post fake phones. I find these stories humorous
a paintpad?
I wonder when Apple fan boys will finally shut up about the Iphone.
IF it's fake and buggy, why you post as featured...sick
@shank
Jeez man i hate u, u 4cking troller, go suck steve jobs balls and eat his hairy ass for christs sake. Infact die u filthy mother4cking, cocksucking, beast4cking, rapist, satanist...
No hard feelings people, i just hate trollers all trollers, no matter their gadget race. They deserve to burn in hell...
@shank
Jeez man i hate u, u 4cking troller, go suck steve jobs balls and eat his hairy ass* for christs sake. Infact die* u filthy mother4cking, cocksucking, beast4cking, rapist*, satanist*...
No hard feelings people, i just hate trollers all trollers, no matter their gadget race. They deserve to burn in hell...
I had one that was fake, fake, tiny, fake, buggy, fake, tiny and fake.
Hopefully there will be one soon that's only tiny, fake and buggy. That one'll hardly have any fake in it.