Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme. Beauty and the Poké beast -- oh, sorry, the Monster Racer beast. We witnessed a young booth babe giving an assist to a creature that was shuffling along the show floor. We'd look up the name of the creature -- which could barely see where it was going (poor guy) -- but we're not aware if there's a Monster Racer "Pokédex" to see if the creature is supposed to be blind or if it just liked holding the pretty lady's hand.

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