Looks like Samsung's elves have been busy thinking up new ways to cram a QWERTY onto all those touchscreen phones
they've been selling lately: check out this patent application for a side-mounted flip-down keyboard. We're not sure if this would be comfortable, usable, or even stable, but we do know that we support any design decision that makes our phones look more like super-awesome space planes from the future
. Carry on, Sammy.