Ahoy thar! You, with the Wiimote! Ye best be knowin' that episode one of Tales of Monkey Island (that be "Launch of the Screaming Narwhal") will be pullin' into port on WiiWarrrrr (*ahem*) WiiWare Monday, the twenty-seventh o' July. Yarrr, that's but three days from now!

It'll set ye back 1000 Wii Points ($10, or $70 less than a good piece o' eight at eBay's goin' rate). Aparrrt from th' graphics, it should be a carrrbon copy of th' PC version, a review o' which has already been posted for ye readin' pleasure.

[Note: We made Randy walk the plank after reading this.]

This article was originally published on Joystiq.

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