Royche RAPOO 3800 wireless mouse is thoroughly ugly, positively alluring

We know what you're thinking, and no, we also have not a clue what Royche was thinking when it designed the RAPOO 3800. The wireless mouse, which ships in black or white along with a "nub" style USB dongle, lays completely flat and boasts what appears to be a few multimedia keys below a totally-too-small scroll wheel. We get that the space constrained traveler may be fond of the approach, but our ergonomics instructor is screaming bloody murder here in the corner. Mouse at your own risk, kids.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 8:44AM]

Why would anyone buy that over a MOGO?

Maybe if it clocks in around 10 bucks...

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 8:47AM]

what's the alluring part?

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 8:55AM]

maybe if it fit inside a laptop's expansion slot for storage...

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 8:55AM]

Any mouse with a nano wireless receiver is alluring. It would fit nicely in a slim netbook case too.

[Groggle Posted Aug 5th 2009 9:10AM]

Looks like a Radio Shack product!

[Poop Chef Posted Aug 5th 2009 9:14AM]

You mean The Shack! Repent!

[smib Posted Aug 5th 2009 9:14AM]

Who? Is that anything like The Shack?

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 9:42AM]

They sell radios at this Radio Shack of yours? I only know The Shack.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 9:21AM]

Alluring raPOO, that's just what I want sloshing around my computer bag.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 9:24AM]

i think it looks pretty slick... it doesn't look comfortable to use however :|

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 9:25AM]

RAPOO.

Kinda sounds like that thing my girlfriend likes me to do to her when she gets REALLY drunk.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 9:29AM]

... x-girlfriend

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 9:33AM]

I would much rather see a blue tooth version. We don't need no stinking dongles.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 9:54AM]

Ugly, yet alluring? So kinda like a fugly chick with a stellar body?

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 11:23AM]

There is always a paper bag ...

[OLight Posted Aug 5th 2009 11:21AM]

True, the ergos on this thing look like a piece of...well...Rapoo.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 12:47PM]

Just buy a MoGo Mouse instead. There are discount codes all over the web.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 5th 2009 2:59PM]

Add a turret and some flag stickers. You could sell it to conservatives as a patriotic Tank mouse!