Tell us, readers -- haven't you dreamt deeply about shoving your hand into a toasty, moist hamburger at work in order to warm your digits without cranking the thermostat and irritating the Antarctica-born top brass? And tell us, haven't you always wanted a USB hub that doubled as an airplane toy? And honestly, don't even try to act like you've never longed for a fine-toothed comb that would stick out from your MacBook Pro whilst waiting at an airport. Amazingly, all of these radical fantasies can now be your own personal reality, as an unknown amount of faceless companies have inexplicably produced these very items and listed them for sale. Sure, the recession may be "over," but "hope" is still a long, long way from being found.

Read - iPhone chocolate case
Read - Crab earphones
Read - 4-port USB Aeroplane hub
Read - Hamburger USB warmer pad
Read - Monkey USB warmer pad
Read - Metallic car USB flash drive
Read - Fine-toothed comb USB drive
Which Crapgadget would you take if your life depended on it?
iPhone chocolate case, yum!1781 (14.7%)
Crab earphones655 (5.4%)
4-port USB Aeroplane hub1637 (13.5%)
Hamburger USB warmer pad2513 (20.7%)
Monkey USB warmer pad681 (5.6%)
Metallic car USB flash drive1156 (9.5%)
Fine-toothed comb USB drive3692 (30.5%)