Happy Tree Friends branch out to iPhone

Fact: Many serial killers experiment on animals in their early years.

Fact: Happy Tree Friends: Slap Happy allows you to abuse an adorable animal on your iPhone/iPod Touch for 99¢.

Therefore: Happy Tree Friends: Slap Happy in the hands of a child increases the likelihood they'll become a serial killer.

We could totally do our own Byron Report.

This article was originally published on Joystiq.