Tiny ninjas unbox the Nexus One on Google's dime

Wondering where Froyo is? It seems the boys and girls in Mountain View took a quick breather to commission one of the crazier stop-action short films we've seen in a while -- and probably the craziest stop-action unboxing we've ever seen. If you questioned the Nexus One's real ultimate power before watching this, you won't any longer. Follow the break for video!

[Thanks, NordicOten]

[MoonWalkerCTE Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:23PM]

Epic Nexus One

[Outsider Posted Jan 18th 2010 5:04PM]

AKANINJA!!
BYAKUNINJA!!!
KURONINJAA!!

Together we are the!!!
POWER RANINJAS

[saturnblackhole Posted Jan 18th 2010 5:16PM]

for ninjas they're really loud

[Smart People Play Tuba Posted Jan 18th 2010 5:28PM]

@MoonWalkerCTE

While interesting, and obviously time-consuming to produce, it seemed kind of pointless to me.

[hyaenidae Posted Jan 18th 2010 6:02PM]

@saturnblackhole

[TikiTeko Posted Jan 18th 2010 6:02PM]

From the Creators of "House of Daggers", "Karate Kid", and "Mulan"....

In a World of rising Electronics... comes ...

CROUCHING NEXUS ONE, hidden iPhone !

*** open Scene shows the Nexus One Ninja heavily multitasking at the speed of the Dragon. Kicking, punching, throwing daggers, gliding its sword against the iPhone - who all if can do is scream "iYaaahh, iYaaahhh" while walking back ***

Now Playing at google.com/phone

SEQUEL: Memoirs of an iPhone

A failed ninja phone narrates its story on how it became the most popular geisha of the mobile world - getting touched and having its body owned by millions of people - to later the destroyed by the Nexus Ninja...

[bebopblues Posted Jan 18th 2010 6:04PM]

@saturnblackhole yeah, loud ninjas. I would've like to see 3 Bruce Lees instead, one from Game of Death (yellow jumpsuit with black stripes), one from Enter the Dragon (shirtless with the claw cuts), and the one from Fist of Fury (black tang-zhuang clothes).

[nowhereman Posted Jan 18th 2010 6:41PM]

@Smart People Play Tuba
your a dick. that was epic and you know it.

[jbcaro Posted Jan 18th 2010 7:27PM]

@Smart People Play Tuba

While your post is mediocre at best, and obviously took you away from your highly charged lifestyle of tuba playing, it only seemed to make enough of a point to low raking you into oblivion.

[Smart People Play Tuba Posted Jan 18th 2010 7:29PM]

@nowhereman

I'm just saying it was a good example of these guys showing off their stop-motion skills, and very little else. No substance/information given. Kudos for the animation skills though.

But just for the record:
Definition: Fascism - (noun) - the political system in which dissent is not tolerated.

Also, learn the difference between "your" and "you're," nowhereman.

That is all.

[TareG Posted Jan 18th 2010 7:41PM]

@saturnblackhole
LOL

[A F 1 G 3 Posted Jan 18th 2010 7:55PM]

@MoonWalkerCTE no wonder my 3G keeps switching to EDGE....damn ninjas

[thach1130 Posted Jan 18th 2010 9:35PM]

@bebopblues I was about to say the same thing. Since when did Bruce Lee become ninja. Or is it since when does ninja make noise like Bruce Lee.

[DougieBear Posted Jan 18th 2010 9:54PM]

@Smart People Play Tuba

"We are vewy sowwy we offended you with our dishonorable film-san."

[husher Posted Jan 19th 2010 4:57AM]

@nowhereman second. he is a dick.

[linkman2004 Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:25PM]

That's the most kick-ass thing I've watched in recent memory.

[nuck Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:57PM]

@linkman2004

You must have not looked in the mirror lately, Mr. Norris...

[truthbeacon Posted Jan 19th 2010 1:06AM]

@nuck

I must agree with the parent. This is quite nearly Chuck Norris epic. This almost makes me want to buy one despite the lack of keyboard - and that's an unimaginable rarity to make me consider a screen-only phone.

[Brokinarrow Posted Jan 19th 2010 11:06AM]

@nuck Well played, sir. Well played.

[npa189 Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:27PM]

Is it just me or are android OS update moving at a breakneck pace? The iPhone hasn't gotten an update in like 6 months, and how many has android had? Like 4 major updates?

[tux2005 Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:50PM]

@npa189
Android has been seeing quick updates but I'd say WebOS has been just as impressive. Since June there have been 4 updates with new features (plus a few bug fix updates). Both Android and WebOS don't see the new updates go out that universally across carriers though (Android is a bit worse here).

[Showbiz Posted Jan 18th 2010 5:32PM]

@npa189
Oh yes, get them all the time. I am now personally on OS 4.gajillion, The Wonder Update with built in BJ's. Can your iPhone do that?


(And so it begins)

[KennyB123 Posted Jan 18th 2010 6:28PM]

@Showbiz

Look at how it didn't begin.

[N900 Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:28PM]

Hiya!

[BigJayDogg3 Posted Jan 18th 2010 11:53PM]

@N900

Your hackerbox unboxing was far better IMO.

[Akhen Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:29PM]

rofl, A+ would watch again

the jump rope bit killed me

[formetopoopon Posted Jan 18th 2010 5:45PM]

@Akhen psssh! Maybe if it were pirates.

[TrumanHW Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:29PM]

lame.

[pankomputerek Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:30PM]

Not impressing.

[spasewalkr Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:30PM]

that. was. awesome.

WAY more awesome than i anticipated. great find!

[FrankJL Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:30PM]

If they did all of that for the unboxing. Just wait till you see how they will react when they find out they cant get a steady 3g connection or the touchscreen is half assed.

FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!

[Keni Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:37PM]

@FrankJL woo a little hostile there =O

[B3astofthe3ast Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:30PM]

I ordered mine on Saturday, and still nothing!!!! :(

[JFK Posted Jan 18th 2010 8:06PM]

@B3astofthe3ast because theres no shippin on the weekend or holidays..

[scioncas Posted Jan 18th 2010 8:14PM]

@B3astofthe3ast i ordered mine on friday, and got the shipment until today. Be patient, though I almost shot myself in the leg thanks to all this waiting.

[frleus Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:34PM]

waste of money

[tonyprince Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:58PM]

@frleus advertising pays for itself overtime.

[TechGuru Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:34PM]

AWESOME!!

[benjybaruch Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:37PM]

EPIC WIN

[soren121 Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:38PM]

We salute you, Patrick Boivin.

[nashith Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:38PM]

Really creative :)

[PATRICKmcnicholl Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:39PM]

Ok, it just seems a tad desperate to get you to buy the Nexus one, nonetheless it is a good viral video.

[thoughtmonster Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:42PM]

Wow, that's a big box, there.

Nice video. The Nexus One really looks like a solid piece of hardware. Certainly lust-worthy. :)

[Eternity Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:42PM]

All your base are belong to us. Make Your Time.

[paullangdale Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:43PM]

Psh. The pirates would have stolen this from the ninjas while they were busy fighting it out and sailed away on their stop-motion pirate ship.

[nelson4070 Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:47PM]

huge

[PATRICKmcnicholl Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:50PM]

Lay off the Crack mr slug

[Joshua Przygocki Posted Jan 18th 2010 4:56PM]

NO SWORDS THAT CLOSE TO THE NEXUS ONE DAMMIT! You'll scratch the screen.

[ytilanigiroon Posted Jan 18th 2010 5:20PM]

@Joshua Przygocki

Relax, they're FREAKING NINJAS!

[Celanor Posted Jan 18th 2010 8:23PM]

@ytilanigiroon No need to fear, Nexus One has a shield of sheer awesome