Goth Hello Kitty PMP gets a splash of Swarovski, says she hasn't sold out

Look, if there was one thing that the all black, tiny little Hello Kitty PMP was missing, it was some bling. Fear not, enticed consumers: she gets what she wants. iRiver's just unleashed a few updated versions -- basically identical to the last ones, but HK's now sporting a little more glitter. The Hello Kitty Music Player Premium DX has two versions -- one where Miss K's got a bow in her hair, and another where she's donned a flower. The 4GB PMP runs ¥9,980 (around $111) and is available in Japan now. Meow.

[Thanks, Brad]

[ashleythehottiest Posted Jan 26th 2010 4:43PM]

Hello Kitty sucks.

[Island219 Posted Jan 26th 2010 4:55PM]

@ashleythehottiest
I agree

[Sparky Posted Jan 26th 2010 8:31PM]

@ashleythehottiest

How so?
She does not have a mouth.

[ashleythehottiest Posted Jan 26th 2010 9:11PM]

@Sparky oh i forgot penis.

[androidphysicalkeypad Posted Jan 26th 2010 4:47PM]

u suck so shut up. hello kitty is hot

[ashleythehottiest Posted Jan 26th 2010 4:48PM]

@androidphysicalkeypad To perverted men.

[Island219 Posted Jan 26th 2010 4:54PM]

@androidphysicalkeypad
yeah if you are a male cat and the kitty is in quarantine

[androidphysicalkeypad Posted Jan 26th 2010 7:32PM]

@Island219
uh i meant hot as in cool. i am/ will never be attracted to a cartoon kitten

[gargle Posted Jan 26th 2010 4:52PM]

just stfu all of you!

[gargle Posted Jan 26th 2010 5:00PM]

before i prawn you!

[JustThatNerdyGuy Posted Jan 26th 2010 4:53PM]

What! how is this gadget related?

[JustThatNerdyGuy Posted Jan 26th 2010 4:54PM]

@JustThatNerdyGuy

oh it's a mp3 player!

[Island219 Posted Jan 26th 2010 4:53PM]

Who would buy a help kitty pmp apart from a pink loving three year old
anyway it looks ugly ANSI doubt it has an decent storage space

[xxxsam Posted Jan 26th 2010 7:08PM]

@Island219 Um, clue in the article about storage space - 4GB. More than enough since it doesn't seem to have a screen... (Or is there one on the back?)

And somehow I think Hello Kitty sold out quite some time ago. :) (Yes, I know the heading's sarcastic.)

[bigcow05 Posted Jan 26th 2010 5:00PM]

Does it come with gyroscopes that keep it standing upright on its round bottom?

[Slvrgun Posted Jan 26th 2010 5:55PM]

I love pussy.

[Needsahaircut Posted Jan 26th 2010 6:06PM]

@Slvrgun

Touche.

[roseyswine Posted Jan 26th 2010 6:10PM]

LOL

[To Hell Posted Jan 26th 2010 6:11PM]

KILL IT KILL IT WITH URINE!

[TRLKOR Posted Jan 26th 2010 6:22PM]

That cat just never dies, does it?

[xberxinfinity Posted Jan 26th 2010 6:24PM]

Hey Laura, shoulda ended with "right meow."

meow what is so damn funny!?

[questionexclamation Posted Jan 26th 2010 7:34PM]

You guys don't understand HK do you? Its a cute character that is obviously only popular in the asian community but sheesh! You don't see asian people going around bashing on NASCAR lovers. To asians NASCAR is as rednecked as it gets. Hello Kitty probably yielded more income than NASCAR ever did.

[badasscat Posted Jan 27th 2010 12:14AM]

@questionexclamation Hello Kitty is only popular among Asians? Tell that to Sanrio and their $500 million in North American sales.

[Sparky Posted Jan 26th 2010 8:19PM]

Hello Kitty is a pussy !!!!

[MarkB Posted Jan 29th 2010 12:45AM]

And here they said that http://www.catsforgold.com/ was a scam...

[Island219 Posted Apr 7th 2010 6:54AM]

WHY DOES THIS THING HAVE TO HAVE 9 LIVES DAMMIT
I HATE IT!!!!