Caption Contest: 3D is a mind blow, everyone can agree on that
By Richard Lawler 
posted March 11th 2010 7:21PM
posted March 11th 2010 7:21PM
What do b-boys, random celebrities like Mark Sanchez, Andy Samberg and Hillary Duff, and the Black Eyed Peas have to do with 3DTV? We're not sure either, but that didn't stop Samsung from mixing them up during its "worldwide launch event" yesterday in NYC. Check the video (embedded after the break) for the above revelation about 3D from the JIMP troubador himself, but what was going through the heads of our friend Jimmy C and the BEP when this picture was taken?
Chris: "And see, just by turning this knob to the right, we can give Avatar a plot."
Richard Lawler: "If everyone starts wearing these, we're going to need new outfits."
Nilay: "Fascinating. You say this is called a 'lady lump?'"
Joe: "What? Bono beat us to it?"
Joanna: "That Neytiri, she's a handful..."
Paul: "I've gotta feeling that nothing of intellectual importance is happening here."
"Nice, but not big enough... should be in IMAX!"
@dj moon
Q. Are we not men? A. We are DEVO!
Fergie: "rawr"
James Cameron: (=.=)
@dj moon
Why is the white haired guy trying to grab 3D boobs?
Is that NEO????
@dj moon Pretty random. But not as random as Frank Caliendo for Wimax...
@cjwild That's James Cameron. But what's that brunette up to?!
@dj moon
Neo called, he wants his Matrix back...
@dj moon
These poor people... where are their GUIDE DOGS???
@Don G
I was just going to say it looks like a matrix theme in that pic.
@cjwild
What kind of weird-ass'd boobs do you grab?
@PrinceAli
In the Matrix boobs taste like chicken.
"Even females can't resist awesome 3D boobs"
@B3astofthe3ast
Boom..Boom..Pow!!
@B3astofthe3ast
All of them looks SO DORKY IN THAT GLASSES....
@fontendet
all your subject-verb agreement are belong to us
@Phrank lol, win!
@Phrank
This is too geeky for me...
F off.
3D is a such a mindblow dawg.
"............."
The only way 3D is a mind blow, is how people are actually starting to want to buy into this gimmick.
It failed in the 50's and it's going to fail now, it's a 2D picture projected off the screen, it's not even "True 3D". Call me when I can walk around my TV and actually see a person front, side back, and top. Then you can tell me you have a 3D TV, till then, NO.
@7egend
I saw Avatar in 3D, as well as Alice in Wonderland, and I think that 3D in movies actually adds a lot to the depth of the picture as well as the quality of the shots. When you use it right, 3D can make a cool visual absolutely orgasmic. It's merely some extra flair for the movie and doesn't really help tell the story, but in terms of visuals, it makes 2D video look and feel flat and dimensionless. Avatar was essentially a 162 minute eye orgasm in 3D.
Just my two cents.
@7egend
What you're speaking of is not just stereoscopic 3d.
It's Stereoscopic 3d with Head tracking. It only works for one person.
See -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw
@7egend
Double post.
But also -
This will NEVER work for cameras. You'd need information (Video) that the camera hasn't recorded. Unless the cameras that record things crop the images and limit what angles you can view at, this won't work.
Holography.
(some day!:)
"Maybe "Precious: 3D" wasn't such a good idea after all..."
@(Unverified) talk about boom-boom POW. That flick would have to come w/ a warning of some sort.
@(Unverified)
lol
its 3D-licious.
Because companies think that if a celebrity uses or likes somthing that the droves of the ignorant public will buy it.
Just like jay z and his endorsement of that dj hero. And then he is asked if he plays video games and he I like uhhh yeah madden and stuff.
So the real reason is money.
"Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"
"Never though fergie was sexy till she grabbed those 3D boobs.... must...keep...privates...consealed!
how about
"fuck, the fucking black eyed peas fucking suck!"
Okay ... so it's not the 3D glasses that makes them look like dorks.
It's the "reaching out and touching something that isn't there" that does.
Cameron: When I put on these glasses, I see weird images... like my ex wife winning Best Director when I'm nominated in the same year? What do YOU see Black Eyed Peas? Peas: We see our careers.... floating....off....into....space.
Fergie: Oooooh Josh!
James: Ooooh Fergie!
"straight off the set of Hollywood's latest B-rated movie.."
"Our music and our music videos suck, even in 3D"
"Tonight, my unconventional conventionists, you are to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research...
AND PARADISE IS TO BE MINE!"
"Will I Am not happy about this at all."
"when everyone's distracted wit the 3d, i'll grab her boob"
@Wiggy Fuzz Lmao I ll try to do more than that ;)
"Live at the Stevie Wonder look-alike contest..."
Imma be, imma be in 3D....
"Looking at whom I'm competing against it looks like I'm the only one with a shot at getting laid tonight."
Oooh, Boobs!
Fergie is hot when you cant see her face.
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If this is the future, kill me now.
@terabiter
you are so two-thousand-and-late
haha...they look like the future council from bill and ted's excellent adventure
"be excellent to each other"
"party on dudes"