Large Hadron Collider to search for God Particle using 7 TeV proton collisions, via live webcast (update: first collisions, video!)
The Large Hadron Collider is about to turn useful, people. Having recently jacked up its particle acceleration power to create 3.5 TeV (trillion electron volts) collisions, the researchers are today pressing ahead with plans to go to a full 7 TeV, which -- you won't be surprised to hear -- has never been done before. Provided the requisite 3.5 TeV per beam is reached, sustained and properly channeled into creating useful collisions, CERN will finally have the data it needs to start its long-awaited physics program based off the findings provided by the LHC. Best of all? The latest world record attempt is being broadcast live over the web right now so why not hit up that link below to witness some history in the making?
Update: The momentous first protonic collisions at 7 TeV have just taken place, at just past 1PM CET. Now the time comes for researchers to parse all the incoming raw data, pore over it, analyze it, etc. We'll leave that to them, it's not like you can expect the God Particle to be discovered instantly. To fill the time, we invite you to come past the break for our blow-by-blow updating adventure from this morning plus video of the big moment.
8.38AM CET -- Hello! It wouldn't be the LHC without something going wonky and sure enough, we're told a power converter went down while things were ramping up this morning. Not to worry though, apparently these things happen often, and will be overcome without much fuss. First collisions are expected in about two hours.
8.56AM -- They've lost a beam. Cryogenics problems have caused one of the beams to go astray, meaning that the ramping process will have to be restarted. It's been four minutes now and they've yet to determine what the particular cause was or where that beam went. People near the Franco-Swiss border should probably remain indoors this morning.
9.40AM -- Time until the collisions is being filled with tours of the experiment control rooms. Lots of trendy people in there, wearing checked shirts, scruffy jumpers and denim jackets -- and hey, a dude named Wolfram! This is like a bad Bond movie.
10.09AM -- Earlier issue has been identified as an "electrical perturbation" that took out a couple of sectors of the LHC. The magnets in the relevant areas are presently being reset, which should take about an hour, to be followed by a new beam being injected and then ramping starting anew. Judging by all the interviews they're doing, we suspect they might be stretching this thing out just to give all of their physicists some screen time.
11.47AM -- Wake up, they're back! The beams are now in position and are about to begin acceleration within minutes. Former project leader Lyn Evans was brought out for a quick interview and given just enough time to express that he's "very confident" things will go right this time.
12.02PM -- We've just passed 1 TeV of energy per beam and are slowly but surely ramping up to the full 3.5. Full energy is expected at 12.30PM CET, so if you have anything you want to do before the end of the world, now might be the time to do it. You know, just in case.
12.37PM -- 3.5 TeV reached on each beam, and we're still here. Everything is in place, now all that remains is the tiny matter of smashing the protons into another one.
12.59PM -- The beams are being brought closer and closer together. And yes, they're now aligned! The LHC is in collision mode, we're almost there.
1.01PM -- They need to establish stable beams before delivering the protonic crashes. We still think they're teasing it out for dramatic effect.
1.05PM -- Finally! First collisions at 7 TeV are now happening at a rate of 40 events per second.
1.24PM -- Nothing exciting left for us here. Just a bunch of scientists tidying up particle trajectories and collating tons of data. We'll leave them to it, and we'll leave you with a video of the big excitement.
Update: The momentous first protonic collisions at 7 TeV have just taken place, at just past 1PM CET. Now the time comes for researchers to parse all the incoming raw data, pore over it, analyze it, etc. We'll leave that to them, it's not like you can expect the God Particle to be discovered instantly. To fill the time, we invite you to come past the break for our blow-by-blow updating adventure from this morning plus video of the big moment.
8.38AM CET -- Hello! It wouldn't be the LHC without something going wonky and sure enough, we're told a power converter went down while things were ramping up this morning. Not to worry though, apparently these things happen often, and will be overcome without much fuss. First collisions are expected in about two hours.
8.56AM -- They've lost a beam. Cryogenics problems have caused one of the beams to go astray, meaning that the ramping process will have to be restarted. It's been four minutes now and they've yet to determine what the particular cause was or where that beam went. People near the Franco-Swiss border should probably remain indoors this morning.
9.40AM -- Time until the collisions is being filled with tours of the experiment control rooms. Lots of trendy people in there, wearing checked shirts, scruffy jumpers and denim jackets -- and hey, a dude named Wolfram! This is like a bad Bond movie.
10.09AM -- Earlier issue has been identified as an "electrical perturbation" that took out a couple of sectors of the LHC. The magnets in the relevant areas are presently being reset, which should take about an hour, to be followed by a new beam being injected and then ramping starting anew. Judging by all the interviews they're doing, we suspect they might be stretching this thing out just to give all of their physicists some screen time.
11.47AM -- Wake up, they're back! The beams are now in position and are about to begin acceleration within minutes. Former project leader Lyn Evans was brought out for a quick interview and given just enough time to express that he's "very confident" things will go right this time.
12.02PM -- We've just passed 1 TeV of energy per beam and are slowly but surely ramping up to the full 3.5. Full energy is expected at 12.30PM CET, so if you have anything you want to do before the end of the world, now might be the time to do it. You know, just in case.

12.59PM -- The beams are being brought closer and closer together. And yes, they're now aligned! The LHC is in collision mode, we're almost there.
1.01PM -- They need to establish stable beams before delivering the protonic crashes. We still think they're teasing it out for dramatic effect.
1.05PM -- Finally! First collisions at 7 TeV are now happening at a rate of 40 events per second.
1.24PM -- Nothing exciting left for us here. Just a bunch of scientists tidying up particle trajectories and collating tons of data. We'll leave them to it, and we'll leave you with a video of the big excitement.























Those fuckers were supposed to wait until 2012!
@Lando Calrissian
Big badaboom (and I don't mean Nvidia)
@Lando Calrissian 21'st of December in 2012 to be exact ;)
@Lando Calrissian
For some reason I read that comment in Lando's voice. Without even thinking it just happened. I am concerned for my sanity.
@NeatOman My birthday!
I knew it had major importance, but the end of the world?
Now I will not get any presents because everyone will be so depressed.
Shit, so glad I bought this fuckin space shuttle...
@Lando Calrissian
whats with the 2 FPS footage of the celebration? why even have the video posted lol?
@rederikus
I love fifth element!
@Federaly
is this a early april fool joke that i am not getting ?,but anyways is this rain outside my window a black hole ? and also can it run crysis now? can it make me a hamburger!,i want mine with extra cheese,!
@Lando Calrissian
All I can think of.. is this song... :D....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irc2LIgp33Q
@Lando Calrissian
Call Han... Get out of the Skycity... Shit is about to go down.
@Lando Calrissian This deal is getting worse all the time...
@Lando Calrissian
Lando, have a Colt 45 and cool off.
@Lando Calrissian
One of the commenters (brohken) on the youtube video said this: (Reposting here... as it was just too good...! )
Breakthroughs in modern science. The largest, and most expensive collaboration of physicists and engineers. Detecting collisions of 7TeV beams.
Capture it all on a VGA 1FPS camera. EPIC.
:D
@Aurailious Did you also hear it in the "that thing's operational!" kind of tone? Because I did.
@Niklasnick LOL +1 hoping I can catch a ride if things get bad
@who said what
Budget spent in the right places then :D
@Niklasnick
No, you only bought the green tickets for the shuttle which actually turned out to be a big boat made by the chinese...
@cjwild
After all the money they spent on the thing, they can't even afford a camera above $10. Even my webcam is better!
@who said what Yes, these scientists are pushing the limits of nucleons by accelerating protons to the speed of light. And if some of the readers here likes it, i'm sure they'll know that doing so increases the mass of that photon unimaginably. Blurt of opinions: http://bit.ly/hadron-laser-changing-the-world
@Lando Calrissian
They won't destroy the world, just their expensive lab. What a waste of money.
@Lando Calrissian
After reading the article (before the video), I noticed a striking resemblance to the opening of Half-Life 1, you know, without the press coverage and Unforseen Consequences...
@cjwild
Should've just had a 5yr old sketch it out with a crayon
@brendaleants
Yeah. it does, according to the good old mass dilation formula!
@Luke Skywalker
IT'S A TRAP!
@Lando Calrissian
actually i was thinking the "they told me they fixed it!!!" voice.
No need to broadcast live, I'll just look out my window and the impending doom as the black hole eats the earth.
@AntiYou Good one. :D
@AntiYou
you won't see it, it eats all the light too
@AntiYou Spaghettification?
@AntiYou
Apparently black holes like to suck up the framerate too!
@ScottishDan
There is no such as a BLACK HOo...
@NHAnimator
Whoops. Just read what I wrote a second time. If that comes across as some sort of racist remark, that wasn't the intent. It was supposed to be a lame joke about getting sucked into a black hole while commenting about the fact that they didn't exist. Instead, I found myself at the event horizon of getting lots of hateful responses. So let me apologize at the speed of fiber optic light. That's the best I can do.
electron volts*
very neat science going on here
@Bocefuss4500
WTF is a God Particle anyway? Are we making up stuff or is this for real?
@sharms
It's the Higgs boson, a theoretical particle which is the basis for mass.
In a nutshell.
@jon Catholic mass?
@besez You, sir, are in the wrong forum.
@besez
No, guilt is the basis for Catholic Mass.
This is just like, regular mass.
@jon
the theoretical Higgs Boson isn't exactly the "basis" for mass, it's what physicist believe is responsible for giving "other" particles it's mass, like protons and neutrons. If it's found, then it basically backs up the whole big bang theory and semi-obliterates the whole idea that there is a God and whatnot, which is why it's been dubbed the God particle.
@ravissimo Mass doesn't exist in the US.
@ravissimo It doesn't really obliterate the theory of God. It wouldn't prove that the big bang happened, only that it could have.
@ravissimo
No, it won't semi-obliterate the notion of God. It will just back up what people THINK regarding the creation of the universe. Since it still cannot be proven. Also, news flash, the big bang theory, and God, can co-exist. Just because one exists doesn't mean the other doesn't.
Get your crowbars ready guys..
those headcrabs are comin
@danw635
I only have a Pipe Wrench so I'm screwed above sea level.
Now, where is the boat to Rapture?
time to kick some ass,
science or not.
@danw635
@Pryomancer
Not yet. This is just a 7 TeV collision (3.5 TeV each). The Full 14 TeV Collion (7 TeV each beam) is yet to come. Save your looting for when it counts
@Meekermoloko you made me laugh out.
@Dragotequila
It's a sad day on the internet when people thinks crowbars are used for looting.