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Muscle March is, without a doubt, the best game in gaming history since the history of video games. There are very few words that can describe the sheer level of awesome that this game contains, yet it has proven so far not to be a game for everyone. Many people in the world still have not experienced the joy that is Muscle March. To those lowly souls, I feel pity. Muscle March is the beefcake filling for the current void that exists in the flimsy gaming industry we have today.
Fear not, my friends, for we here at Muscle March Insider have got your backs, and we're pleased to have found this amazing video to introduce you to the sheer pleasure that this game brings to the world. Use some caution when viewing, as portions of the video may not be safe for work.