Dan the Man learns about princesses the hard way
Video games always show you the brave hero's struggle to save the princess from the forces of evil, but until Dan the Man, we never got to see everything that happened after. Now, thanks to studioJOHO's short (which we've put right after the break), we see that maybe the princess being in another castle is the best news you'll ever receive.
Dan, we'd recommend you head to the nearest town, buy some potions to erase the pain and take up with innkeeper's daughter. They always seem like real sweethearts.
[Thanks, Ghoti]
