You know, black leather and ominous threats may have worked in the '90s, but those kind of scare tactics won't cut it nowadays. All of the voice distortion devices in the world won't make us -- wait, your shadows can actually kill people? Uh, forget we ever said anything.
This article was originally published on Joystiq.
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