Thomas: "When you squint, it looks just like Windows Mobile 6."
Sean Hollister: "Ballmer told us developers were important, so we came to see what they looked like."
Myriam: "We don't have any Windows Phone hardware, but we look pretty! Now, about that E7 review..."
Vlad: "And here's our all-new, environmentally friendly roadmap. It's made of 100 percent recycled materials."
Darren: "What, you didn't know? Elop's still on the payroll."
Chris Trout: "Sure we'll pose for a picture, but then you have to tell us where the penny slots are."
Richard Lawler: "Would this be more or less awkward if we were at Google I/O?"
Josh F.: "Please talk to us!"
Terrence: "Wait, you mean this isn't the Vintage Computing Festival?