Sony has announced that it will be conducting a live, streaming web event called "Welcome! PlayStation Vita Game Heaven" on March 9. Despite its ridiculous name, the broadcast sounds like it'll be worth paying attention to: Sony plans on revealing unannounced Vita titles, as well as new information about pending releases and existing Vita services, according to Andriasang.
The show starts at 20:00 JST, which equates to 6 AM Eastern on a day that also happens to be smack dab in the middle of GDC and SXSWi. In order to make sure we don't spread ourselves too thin, Joystiq has enlisted the help of several extremely clever parrots that we'll be leaving in charge of the office while the rest of us are on location. It sounds risky, but trust us, this is going to work out way better than that time we left a 20-foot African ball python in charge while we all went to Boca.